A Laugh & A Half

  • Tuesday, October 29, 2019 11:08am
  • Life

First half was full of out loud laughs

All Seahawks walking the talk.

Playing like the team for which we

like to scream.

The second half gave us an icky

kind of scream.

The Mat-tese Falcons got mean.

Tried to mess up our scheme.

Matt passed a scooper to Hooper.

That got Falcons their second TD.

Ridly and team rallied.

Did their best to make this a

“Believe It or Not” come back.

Fell a touchdown short of a tie.

Now this is no lie.

Our 12th MAN had the last laugh

of the half.

– Gerald A. McBreen, Pacific Poet Laureate

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