Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between March 30 and April 3:
Theft: 7 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Someone stole a woman’s cell phone while she was at the Muckleshoot Casino, but she later located it at an area Fred Meyer.
DUI: 11:13 p.m., 800 block of Harvey Road Northeast. With his small children in his vehicle, a father chose to drive home intoxicated, for which police arrested him.
Burglary: 2:38 p.m., 31000 block of 122nd Lane Southeast. An unknown person entered a home unlawfully then stole a vehicle, also unlawfully.
Trespassing: 4:12 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. Fred Meyer admonished two misbehaving women to get off his parking lot, dang ‘em, and stay off, for five years.
Assault: 12:10 p.m., 500 block of 21st Street Southeast. A woman assaulted her boyfriend, so police arrested her.
Burglary: 12:11 p.m., 2800 block of Alpine Street Southeast. At some point between March 10 and 29, somebody — no one knows who — tried to break into an empty residence.
Vandalism: 11:47 a.m., 910 9th St. SE. A woman who was trying to map out the return of Halley’s Comet in 2061 damaged city property at Les Gove Park in so doing, for which police arrested her.
Assault: 1:31 p.m., 1001 Outlet Collection Way SW. Police arrested a kid for assaulting his girlfriend.
Found property: 8:10 a.m., 3920 Auburn Way N. Passports, Social Security cards and cheques turned up in the late morning hours of this day at a place where they shouldn’t have been.
Theft: 10:40 a.m., 3920 Auburn Way N. While a woman was cleaning out her car, some guy stole $700 from her purse, which she had left unattended nearby.
Theft: 6:05 p.m., 700 block of 9th Street Southeast. Some guy stole a package from a front porch.