Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Aug. 1 and 8:
Strong armed robbery: 6:15 a.m., 11800 block of Southeast 316th Street. A mid-morning, strong-armed robbery went down in a manner undisclosed to the public.
Forged money: 11:59 p.m., 400 block of 1st Street Northeast. Somebody forged checks to steal $6,600 from a home-based business.
Theft: 8:16 o.m., 1102 Auburn Way S. According to Police, someone stole unattended electronics from a local library near the 1100 block of Auburn Way S.
Strong arm robbery of business: 1:06 a.m., 3618 West Valley Highway N. A robber operating under the cover of darkness robbed a BigFoot Java of an undisclosed amount of money.
Theft from vehicle: 8 a.m., 16th Street Northeast. Some tool stole tools from a vehicle overnight.
Disorderly conduct: 3:10 p.m., 101 Auburn Way S. A guy who was about to engage in physical fisticuffs with another person heard from police, who let him know in no uncertain terms the dim view they took of his pending, pugilistic conduct.
Strong arm robbery of business: 2:36 a.m, 3618 West Valley Highway N. A woman wearing a mask demanded an undisclosed amount of cash from a barista at the same BigFoot Java robbed almost 24 hours earlier as noted above, so police busted her.
Theft: 7 a.m., 2820 B St. NW. Staff at CGR Transport called police to complain that someone had stolen one of its shipping containers and associated chassis on some date between July 19 and Aug. 3.
Fraud: 1:30 p.m., 2600 block of 55th Street Southeast. A woman called police to report identity theft after she discovered her name and information had been used in bankruptcy court proceedings in far-off Alabama.
Theft: 12 p.m., 3702 Auburn Way S: A thief swiped some kid’s medication.
Trespassing: 11:07 a.m., 1347 Auburn Way N. LA Fitness found a misbehaving woman no longer fit to be on the premises, so, at police encouragement, out she went, not to return until 2021 at the earliest.
Obstructing justice: 2:17 a.m., 1700 Auburn Way N. Police busted this guy because he obstructed justice and because his gums, inexplicably, kept flapping out terminological inexactitudes.