Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Dec. 23 and 28:
Trespassing: 8:17 a.m., 1531 Auburn Way N. For comporting themselves in an unacceptable, undisclosed way, two men and a woman were exiled from the kingdom of Ronaldus McDonaldus.
Theft: 10 a.m., 2600 block of F Street Southeast. Somebody smashed a car’s window and stole items from inside.
Commercial burglary: 10:37 p.m., 10526 Auburn Black Diamond Road SE. Officers tried to contact a person who was unlawfully inside a commercial yard after hours, but the person ran off.
Theft: 2:20 a.m., 11000 block of Southeast 326th Street. A man called police to report that someone had gotten into his vehicle overnight.
Vandalism: 11:35 a.m., 1020 Evergreen Way SE. A woman reported recent damage to Evergreen Heights Elementary School.
Vandalism: 5:55 p.m., 1436 E. Main St. Somebody slashed a vehicle tire.
Theft: Overnight, 1400 block of Dogwood Street Southeast. An Auburn resident complained that someone had stolen an emergency bag from his vehicle while it was parked on his driveway.
Vandalism: 1:36 am., 12700 block of Southeast 312th Street. While out on Department of Corrections probation, a man kicked in the door of his former girlfriend’s apartment.
Theft: 7:20 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way Southwest. A cellphone was stolen from a customer inside a store at the Outlet Collection Mall.