Auburn Police blotter | June 7

The Auburn Police Department responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between May 29 and June 2:

May 29

Trespassing: 8:30 a.m., 1001 D St. NE. Police responding to a call of unwanted humans living in bushes outside of an Auburn bank found two men and a woman. As police had already trespassed one of the men from the property, he got a criminal infraction, while police busted the other guy for outstanding warrants and issued the woman a trespass admonishment.

Recovered stolen property: Overnight, 308 W. Main St. Police recovered a stolen generator.

Theft: 11:13 a.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A man stole three purses from Michael Kors, and sashayed right out the door with his stylish, ill-gotten gains.

Lost or found property: 12:51 p.m., 31693 124th Avenue SE. Somebody found a watch in Lea Hill Park near the soccer field and handed it over to police.

Shoplifting: 2:45 p.m., 101 Auburn Way S. While an officer was stopped right outside one of Safeway’s exit doors, a woman tried to shoplift $1,164.43 worth of goods. The officer booked the woman for felony theft.

Theft: 11:04 p.m., 200 block of 14th Street Southeast. An unknown person, or persons, smashed two of a car’s windows and stole a hatchet that had been inside.

May 31

Theft: 6:40 a.m., 201 Auburn Way S. Somebody stole a car key from a countertop at a Shell gas station.

Stealing from the King: 7:56 a.m., 320 Auburn Way S. A woman used counterfeit money to purchase her meal at Burger King.

Theft: 10 a.m., 31700 block of 188th Place SE. Some no-goodnik bent on thievery stole comic books from a home in Auburn.

Assault: 6:06 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. A woman bit her ex-boyfriend during a child custody exchange in the Fred Meyer parking lot.

June 2

Theft: 11:10 a.m., 1431 30th St. SE. A man complained to police that a woman he had just met at the Muckleshoot Casino stole his wallet and his cellphone after he had brought her to his residence and fallen asleep. The man did not know the woman.

Felony harassment: 6:19 p.m., 106th Place Southeast. Police arrested a man who had threatened to kill his family.

Suspicious circumstance: 11:06 p.m., 1002 Outlet Collection Way SW. A person left a note on a restaurant receipt saying he or she was in danger.