Auburn Police responded to the following calls, among many others, between Oct. 24 and 30:
Trespassing: 12:45 p.m., 29827 Green River Road SE. For one fellow, whose misdeeds, albeit undisclosed, must have been heinous, all city parks are, henceforward, off limits.
Theft: Overnight, 802 45th St. NE. Somebody stole a dryer from a truck bed at Mallard Pointe Apartments.
Bogus bucks: 8:48 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. In exchange for an iPhone, a female at Fred Meyer received $600 having the same value as green backs with little choo-choos on them.
Burglary: 3:10 a.m., 1186 Outlet Collection Way SW. Unknown suspects burglarized an Xfinity store.
Theft: 10:58 p.m., 800 block of 9th Street Southeast. Thieves stole barbecue grills and propane tanks from a private residence.
Vandalism: 4:03 p.m., 300 block of D Street Southeast. Police busted a boy after he intentionally damaged two windows on his father’s vehicle.
Possession of stolen vehicle: 11:25 a.m., 500 block of 16th Street Northeast. Police found and arrested a woman who was sleeping in a stolen vehicle with methamphetamines in her possession.
Vandalism: 8:45 a.m., 1100 block of 17th Street Southeast. Some yahoo took up a large rock and damaged someone’s windshield.