Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Sept. 27 and Oct. 1:
Theft: 7 p.m., 1002 12th St. SE. Somebody stole somebody else’s wallet.
Weapons offense: Overnight, 30000 block of 124th Avenue Southeast. A suspicious circumstance of undisclosed provenance went down, though some sort of weapon was involved.
Trespassing: 7:40 a.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Police trespassed some dude from The Outlet Collection because he had exhibited unwanted behavior of a disruptive nature.
Threatening: 7:24 a.m. 1300 block of Harvey Road Northeast. People got to squabbling over an undisclosed animal incident, and one of the persons uttered a threat.
Fibber: 10:30 a.m., 2900 block of I Street Northeast. Police busted a guy for providing bogus statements to an officer of the law.
Thief: Overnight, 100 block of A Street Northwest. Some bad guy purloined a peephole from a door.
Assault with hands, fists … and bat: 9:05 p.m., 1500 block of I Street Northeast. Police arrested a guy for taking a bat to another guy.
Disorderly conduct: 4:14 a.m., 1221 A St. NE. Police arrested a man for provoking an unnecessary emergency response.