Auburn police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Sept. 12 and 17, as follows:
Theft: 9:30 a.m., Lake Tapps Parkway Southeast. Between Aug. 30 and Sept. 12, thieves ripped copper wire out of street lights on Lake Tapps Parkway.
Auto theft: Overnight, 220 block of 6th Street Southeast. Somebody, or several of them, stole a 1996 Honda Accord.
Robbery: Noon, 1100 15th St. SW. A man called police to complain that two days earlier while he’d been extremely drunk, a person or persons had assaulted him and stolen undisclosed property.
Theft: Overnight, 12500 block of Southeast 298th Place. After a small get-together at her home ended, a woman noticed several items had walked out with her guests.
Booze offense: 9:51 p.m., 2404 Auburn Way S. An 18-year-old girl keen on imbibing fermented stuff tried to misrepresent her age at the Muckleshoot Casino but fooled no one.
Commercial burglary: 2:42 a.m., 22 A St. SE. A Sound Transit security guard reported a break in at the Sun Break Cafe and called 911 but the burglar had already fled.
Vandalism: 3:21 a.m., 20 block of A Street Southwest. While police were searching for a suspicious suspect, they found the front door of Green River Community College’s Adult Center damaged in some way they declined to disclose.
Vandalism: 8:30 a.m., 12401 SE 320th St. Somebody intent on extracting money, angry with his lot in life or just frustrated when that drooled-for goodie failed to drop went all whacky on a vending machine at Green River Community College.
Burglary: 7:10 a.m., 3640 C St. NE. Somebody burglarized Pacific Welding Supply over the weekend.
Vandalism: 11:27 a.m., 2609 D St. SE. A mother told her son he had to go to school so he punched a hole in his bedroom wall.
Marijuana: 1:35 p.m., 800 4th St. NE. Authorities at Auburn High School found marijuana on a kid and suspended that kid and now prosecutors are talking about charging him with possession.
Vandalism: 5:36 a.m., 5100 B St. NW. Somebody saw a man digging up and damaging a city road, reported him and the police showed up for some face time with that digger.
Theft: 5:05 p.m., 1101 Supermall Way SW. A woman dropped her cell phone at the Supermall and a thief was right there to snatch it up and run off.