Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Aug. 26 and Sept. 2:

Aug. 26

Theft: 6 a.m., 5100 block of Quincy Avenue Southeast. Someone snuck into a man’s unlocked vehicle in the wee hours and swiped the Sig Sauer P238 pistol he’d had in there. The man found it later.

Trespassing: 8 a.m., 31920 124th Avenue SE. Someone got into a vacant dorm room that he or she had no right to be in on the Green River College campus.

Found property: 9:50 a.m., 340 E Main St. A woman came into the lobby of the Auburn Police Department to turn in a wallet that someone had left on her front porch.

Violation of order: 12 p.m., 900 block of M Street Southeast. A man reported that his estranged wife had tried to communicate with him via email and phone, violating a court order.

Theft from vehicle: 3 p.m., 11 3rd St. NW. Somebody lifted a gun from a vehicle on the Auburn Post Office employee’s parking lot.

Flashing: 9:47 p.m., 4900 block of South 325th Court. While some yahoo was cruising through an Auburn neighborhood, he stuck his paw out the window with a gun in it.

Aug. 29

Theft: 4:15 a.m., 5110 Frontage Road. Somebody stole a pickup truck from U-Haul.

Vandalizing mother: 5:15 p.m., 2400 block of Stuck River Drive Southeast. Some guy vandalized his mother’s vehicle.

Aug. 30

Trespassing: 11:30 a.m., 727 A St. NE. Some dude refused to absent himself from an assisted living facility where he was not a patient, and got himself busted for it.

Aug. 31

Trespassing: 6:58 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. Whatever the woman was looking for, she won’t find it at Fred Meyer until at least 2024.

Found property: 9:23 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Someone left a gun in a restroom at the Muckleshoot Casino.

Sept. 2

Assault: 7:15 p.m., 1100 block of A Street Northeast. A man with a warrant out there for his arrest hit his wife and snatched her iPhone.

Assault with firearm:11:45 p.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Police busted a man who’d pointed a gun at a stranger and run off.

Sexual assault: 12:15 N. Division St. An ER nurse at MultiCare Auburn Medical Center reported a sexual assault.