Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Jan. 15 and 22:
Burglary: 6 a.m., 25 30th St. NE. A burglar, or burglars, cut a fence, prowled vehicles and stole tools of undisclosed make and value from a commercial business.
Trespassing: 3:03 p.m., 1100 block of 5th Street Northeast. Police gave a miscreant of undisclosed miscreancy the scram-and-stay-scrammed from every blessed park in Auburn.
Traffic offense: 3:55 p.m., 31900 104th Avenue SE. A southbound man driving lickety-split passed at least one vehicle on the two-lane roadway before he lost control, left the roadway, rolled a couple of times and hit a utility pole. Personnel took the guy to Auburn MultiCare Medical Center for treatment, and police arrested him by citation.
Theft: 5:10 p.m., 340 15th St. NE. Somebody broke into a vehicle behind Jack in the Box and stole Nike shoes.
Vandalism: 7:15 p.m., 1700 block of M Street Northeast. For no apparent reason, somebody chucked a stone through a residential window.
Shoplifting: 11:50 a.m., 1232 A St. NE. Some guy shoplifted something from a hardware store.
Vandalism: 12:05 a.m., 802 A St. SE. This dude in a white Saturn station wagon tried to break into a vending machine coin box at a car wash.
Trespassing: 9:08 a.m., 3204 Auburn Way N. Police booted a man from a vacant building.
Vandalism: 11:59 p.m. 1044 18th Avenue NE. A person or persons broke windows at the Burndale Community Center.
Vandalism: 9 a.m., 12515 SE 312TH St. Bad guys stole coin boxes from washers and dryers at an apartment complex.