Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Feb. 4 and 11th:
Eau de thievery: 5:38 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection SW. Some guy stole boxes of men’s fragrance from the Nordstrom Rack in the Outlet Collection mall.
Agency assist: 9:06 p.m., 8th and Pike streets Northeast. Somebody or several somebodies assaulted a guy on a Metro bus.
Found property: 9:39 a.m., 3800 block of H St. NE. Somebody found a gun of undisclosed make and model.
Harassment: 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A Burlington Coat Factory customer threatened a Burlington Coat Factory employee.
Recovered stolen vehicle: 2:10 p.m., 56th Court South and South 297th Street. Police used LoJack to recover a stolen truck.
Assault: 10 a.m., 2400 block of F Street Southeast. A man harassed his pregnant girlfriend.
Theft: 10:50 a.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. A woman stole a man’s car keys from inside his vehicle while he was at the cavorting at the Muckleshoot Casino.
Shoplifting: 8:30 a.m., 1509 Auburn Way S. Some guy stole undisclosed items from Rite Aid.
Trespassing: 10:32 a.m., 2500 block of I Street Northeast. Whatever the guy did to get himself booted from the Ray of Hope Shelter, it earned him a 5-year be-gone-and-stay-gone.
Theft: 1:45 a.m., 5110 Frontage Road. Somebody stole two trailer dollies.
Weapons: 9:34 p.m., 31900 block of 120th Avenue Southeast. Police busted a guy for felonious, unlawful possession of a firearm and an assortment of other fascinating felonies undisclosed.
Found: 7:31 a.m., Riverwalk Drive Southeast. Somebody found a pellet gun.
Assault: 2:42 a.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. A man assaulted his girlfriend and her daughter at the Muckleshoot Casino, and police arrested him for it.