Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Jan. 8 and 12:
Theft: 2 a.m., A and 2nd Streets Southeast. A woman left a purse on a Metro bus, whereupon somebody swiped it.
Theft: 10 a.m., 812 35th St. NE. Somebody stuck their dirty, unauthorized paws into a vehicle at Hinshaw’s Auto Body in Auburn and stole a handgun.
Drugs, etc. 10:16 a.m., 500 block of Auburn Way North. Police busted a man and a woman on the witness of warrants, possession of narcotics. drug paraphernalia and criminal trespassing. They are also suspects in a theft from a porch and a for shoplifting.
Hit and run: 5:44 p.m., 2900 R St. SE. Police investigated a hit-and-run incident.
Vandalism: 6:10 p.m., 12902 SE 312th St. A resident reported a domestic violence incident.
Vandalism: 6:10 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. For reasons undisclosed, a man took out his angst on a hapless store shelf, damaging it.
Theft: 5:13 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Somebody stole a jacket from the Muckleshoot Casino.
Trespassing: 1:12 a.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. For a spasm of unwanted, albeit undisclosed, behavior at the dawn of a new day with all of its bright promise, Walmart ordered a female person out and away.
Burglary: 10:30 p.m., 401 8th St. SW. A burglar burgled a hotel room.
Shoplifting: 4:10 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Somebody stole a cellphone from the T-Mobile kiosk inside the Outlet Collection Mall.
Shoplifting: 5:30 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A female stole three pairs of shoes from a store inside the Outlet Collection Mall and walked away with ’em.