Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between March 7and 13:
Animal problem: 12:47 p.m., 29800 block of 111th Avenue Southeast. Somebody spotted a loose dog carrying in its mouth a deceased chicken. The chicken’s owner could not be found. Auburn’s animal control officer is investigating.
Carjacking: 12:25 a.m., 1441 D St. NE. Police arrested two boys for an act of carjacking in Auburn.
Burglary: 12:50 a.m., 3640 C St. NE. A commercial burglary was reported at Pacific Welding Supplies.
Trespassing: 12:16 p.m., 700 Outlet Collection Drive SW. A man’s undisclosed wrongdoing reached such a frenzied pitch of wrongdoingness he got the boot not only from Gamestop and The Outlet Collection mall, but also from Walmart and all parking lots between 700-1200 Outlet Collection Way SW.
Theft: 8:15 a.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Somebody broke into a vehicle and stole a purse.
Hat lifting: 12:50 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A man stole four hats from the Coach store.
Robbery with firearm: 3:32 a.m., 2300 K St. SE. Somebody complained that a person robbed him or her at gunpoint.
Vandalism: 7:40 p.m., 1044 18th St. NE. Somebody found a window broken at the YMCA-Burndale Homes Community Center.
Agency assist: 9:31 p.m., 3602 A St. SE. A vehicle in an impound yard burst into flames, likely because of prior damage to the battery.
Obstructing justice: 1:45 a.m., 4300 block of A Street Southeast. A wanton act of justice obstruction, undisclosed, unfolded and ended during the rainy, early morning hours of an Auburn day.