Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Aug. 5 and Aug. 11:
Felonious harassment: 9:45 a.m., 31800 block of 118th Place Southeast. Some guy pointed a firearm at his sweetheart and threatened her.
Theft: 12 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. While a man was not paying attention, somebody stole prescription drugs from his shopping basket at Walmart.
Felonious fraud: 12:10 p.m., 1600 block of Lake Tapps Parkway Southeast. A man lost his wallet while he was pumping gas and some opportunistic person or persons unknown found it and made merry with his debit cards to buy stuff online.
Traffic offense: 3:06 a.m., 3240 B St. NW. Police busted this dude for having taken his body to an illegal race and for illegally driving with that body while his license was legally suspended.
DUI: 2 a.m., 400 Auburn Way S. For driving about the streets of Auburn with some substance unknown sloshing about her bloodstream and perhaps impairing her motor skills in the wee, small hours of the morning did police arrest a woman.
Petroleum pilfering: 1:36 a.m., 5100 block Frontage Road. Police arrested a guy for slurping up gas from a vehicle and for possessing an unknown controlled substance.
Theft: 3:30 a.m., 1400 block of 8th Street Northeast. An unknown so and so stole the keys out of the ignition of a vehicle with someone inside of it.
Felonious fakery: 6 p.m., 300 block of O Street Northeast. Somebody bilked an Auburn senior citizen out of $39.
Weapons offense: 7:04 p.m., 4500 block of Mill Pond Drive Southeast. A male whipped out a firearm during a dispute.