Auburn police responded to the following calls for service between Sept. 26 and Sept. 28:

SEPT. 28

Vandalism: 1:40 a.m., 5600 block of S 307th.

A man reported that someone wielding shoe polish with evil intent had written vulgar messages on his vehicle’s windows.

SEPT. 27

Assault: 8:50 p.m.,

800 block of 10th Street Northeast. A man and woman got into an argument over their relationship, dude got angry, threw food at his gal and pulled her to the floor by her hair, thus earning himself overnight accommodations in the Auburn Jail.

Assault with a firearm: 7:07 p.m., 110 2nd Street Southeast. A boy pointed a guy at a man on a bus. Exactly why the kid did this or what followed police were careful not to reveal.

Vandalism: 2:30 p.m., 600 block of K Street Southeast. A witness reported seeing two boys throwing rocks at a vacant house. The witness then saw that a picture window in the front of the house was broken. The boys denied being in the area.

Weapons offense:

2:28 a.m., 1600 block of B Street Southeast. Police issued a man a criminal citation for having a butterfly knife.

Theft: 2:17 a.m., 1500 block of D Street Northeast. A man reported that a woman whom he had just met at a local casino swiped his wallet containing $1,000 from his hotel room while they were inside said room, having “a good time.”

SEPT. 26

Vandalism: 8:18 a.m., 2900 M St. N.W. Some unknown lout trying to steal valuable wire inside a Qwest controller box merely damaged the

box during his clumsy attempt at wire thievery sometime between

Sept. 20 and Sept. 26. Police did not give a value for the loss.

Obstructing justice: 12:35 p.m., 702 Auburn Way S. A male person – his general age one of those police mysteries – got himself arrested for providing false statements to a public servant and possessing drug paraphernalia at McDonald’s.

Drugs and paraphernalia: 2:41 p.m., 1702 Auburn Way N. Police arrested a female person – young, old, another police mystery – for possession of drug paraphernalia after they had already arrested her for shoplifting undisclosed items from Top Foods. The store chose not to pursue criminal charges.

Burglary: 5:02 p.m., 200 block of 14th Street Southeast. A woman said that persons unknown filched $100 worth of copper wire from inside her home while she was at work. Because there was no forced entry, the woman said she might just might know who pinched that wire.

Assault: 7:44 p.m., 11800 block of Southeast 318th Place. Police arrested a man for assaulting his girlfriend, interfering with a 911 report and vandalizing property.