Auburn police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Dec. 15 and Dec. 19.
Trespassing: 1:17 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way N. Staff at Advanced Auto Parts told a woman to hit the road for acts undisclosed, yet sufficiently offensive in their eyes to warrant the boot.
Shoplifting: 8:45 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A he and a she stole a bunch of makeup items rom the Ulta Beauty store inside the Outlet Collection Mall between Nov. 27 and Dec. 15.
Assault: 10:10 p.m., 4000 block of A Street Southeast. Police busted a dude for resisting, assaulting and trespassing.
Felonious theft from vehicle: Overnight, 200 block of T Street Southeast. Somebody swiped a firearm from a vehicle in the wee hours of the morning.
Trespassing: 9:02 a.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Show’s over for one man who was ordered to leave Regal Theaters.
Felonious theft: 8:07 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Some guy stole stuff from Ulta Beauty.
Felonious theft: 6:39 p.m. 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A trio of three thieves stole fragrances from the Ulta Beauty store inside the Outlet Collection Mall.
Suspicious goings on: 9:10 p.m., 200 block of 10th Street Southeast. Suspicious activity of undisclosed intensity, duration and type went down to the evident alarm of somebody.
Theft of license plates: 12:08 a.m., 12900 block of Southeast 312th Street. A resident discovered that a nefarious someone had swapped his rear license plate for a stolen plate.
Assault: 2:04 a.m., 1451 8th St. NE. A guy reported that someone had shot at him.
Arson: 11 a.m., 2546 I St. NE. Police investigated a suspected act of arson.
Trespassing: 12:06 p.m., 920 16th St. SW. Painting with a Twist kicked an obnoxious dude out for five years.
Assault: 5:20 p.m., 700 block of 23rd Street Southeast. A boy assaulted his grown-up sister.