Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Oct. 10 and Oct. 19:
Assault with a firearm: 7:22 a.m., 31510 106th Place Southeast. Someone reported an assault with a firearm and felonious harassment during the the mid-morning hours of this day.
Theft from vehicle: 2:50 a.m., 3210 C St. NE. Operating under cover of darkness, some thief stole a pressure washer from its rightful owners.
Perfume pilferage: 2:06 p.m., Ulta Beauty. Staff at Ulta Beauty called police to report a grab-and-run theft of multiple fragrances with a combined value of $500.
Oops: 6:15 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A man called police to complain that someone had stolen his car while he was inside the Outlet Collection Mall. Turns out, the guy just forgot where he had parked.
Assault with injury: 6:38 p.m., 12700 block of Southeast 312th Street.A man beat up on his girlfriend and tried to strangle her.
Assault: 2:32 a.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. A woman consulted the overabundance of booze sloshing about her insides, and it gave her the addled idea to launch herself at Muckleshoot Casino security. Not a good decision.
Felonious vandalism: 6 a.m., 1500 block of 20th Street Northwest. Somebody damaged an air conditioner and stole stuff from a vehicle between Oct. 9 and Oct. 12.
Theft from vehicle: 3:30 a.m., 1402 22nd St. NE. Some thief got into a vehicle and left with a generator.
Misdemeanor harassment: 9:58 p.m., 3702 Auburn Way S. Cops investigated a series of threats.
DUI alcohol or drugs: 9: 22 p.m., SR-18 / SR-167. Police say this driver had been driving under the influence of, well, something, and when they caught up with him or her, arrested said driver for refusing to provide information and resisting arrest.
Weapons offense: 8:49 a.m., 25oo block of D Street Southeast. A man in his mid-20saccidentally shot himself in the thigh, fracturing his femur.
Theft from vehicle: 3 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. While a woman was shopping inside of Stylez 365 at the Outlet Collection Mall, someone treated themself to the keys to her 2008 Dodge Nitro.
Sex offender: 4:42 p.m., 340 E Main St. A sex offender failed to register.
Shoplifting: 5 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Staff at the Sunglass Hut notified police of a recent theft of two pairs of men’s high-end sunglasses.
Assault: 4:54 p.m., 1000 block of 28th Street Northeast. Police busted a woman for assaulting a kid at Brannan Park in Auburn.
Misdemeanor vandalism: 4:30 a.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. While the woman was enjoying herself at the Muckleshoot Casino, a person or persons unknown busted one of the windows on her Toyota Rav4.
Sex offender violation: 4:29 p.m., 340 E Main St. Another sex offender failed to register.
Felonious theft: 5 a.m., 5002 D St. NW. Someone stole an undisclosed number of propane tanks.
Theft from vehicle: 2:55 p.m., 1200 block of Auburn Way N. Somebody stole from a vehicle a backpack with items inside.
Trespassing: 8:21 p.m., 220 15th St. NE. Police busted a man for trespassing and for having motor vehicle theft tools in his possession.