Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between June 18 and 26th:
Thieves: Overnight, 12700 block of Southeast 312th Street. When darkness was over the land, thieves thieved tools from a vehicle in the parking lot of an apartment complex.
Burglary: 12:45 a.m., 810 block of Auburn Way South. Burglars burgled a trailer.
Wife beater: 7:37 p.m., 1000 block of 37th Street Southeast. Police arrested a man who had allegedly assaulted his wife, and in the presence of a minor.
Shots fired: Overnight, 32100 block of 11th Court Southeast. An Auburn resident found a bullet in a broken window of his or her home.
Vandalism: 8:22 p.m., 700 block of 37th Street Southeast. Some lout broke a window on his girlfriend’s vehicle.
Theft of stuff: 7 a.m., 30900 block of 104th Avenue Southeast. Some guy entered a property and stole a gas can.
Bogus Benjamin: 9:30 a.m., 3930 A St. SE. Some chump tried to use a counterfeit $100 bill to buy beer.
Prostitution: 6:05 p.m., 5 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Police busted a woman for prostitution.
Where’s the pup?: 10 a.m., 5600 block of Douglas Avenue Southeast. A woman was bitten by a puppy-shipping scam for $2,100.
Obstructing justice: 8:07 p.m., 1200 block of A Street Northeast. Police busted a man for obstructing justice, possessing theft tools and having in his possession drugs and paraphernalia to partake of said.
Felony eluding: 9:58 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Drunk though he was, a man eluded police during a short pursuit after he was overserved at the Muckleshoot Casino.