Canadian geese fly freely across the border.
No fence high enough to keep them out.
They eat our grass, invade our lakes, leave
droplets all over our parks and oh, the honking
polluting our ears as they fly by, taking no
responsibility to clean up after themselves.
They are illegal immigrants. What makes them
acceptable, to some, is that they are escaping
a hostile environment. Freezing Canadian winters.
On this side the U S is faced with two evils. The
parents who deliberately put their fledglings in
harms way or the government’s shameful efforts
to separate tiny honkers from the flock.
The solution is in global warming. Soon Canada
will be the vacation spot for a golden tan and their
geese will be to comfortable to leave home.
– Gerald A. McBreen, City of Pacific poet laureate