Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Dec. 13 and 17:
Theft: 3:50 a.m., 5100 block of Francis Court Southeast. Taking advantage of the cloak of night, a thief lifted a package from a porch and scuttled off with it.
Trespassing: 8:21 a.m., 802 A St. SE. Suds Car Wash directed a miscreant – his or her miscreanic acts undisclosed – to get clean out of there.
Order to surrender weapon: 5:23 p.m., 340 E. Main St. An Auburn resident completed an ordered surrender of weapons and a concealed pistol license.
Puss full of petrol: 12:04 a.m., 400 block of 37th Street Northwest. Police busted a guy for stealing gas from a vehicle.
Theft: 8:05 a.m., 1200 block of 21st Street Southeast. Someone stole a woman’s vehicle while it was running in her driveway
Assault with a knife: 2:44 p.m., 31200 block of Lea Hill Road Southeast. Police arrested the person who severely injured a female during a domestic violence assault and booked the beater into the SCORE jail.
Theft: 4:15 a.m., 5400 block of Nathan Loop SE. Somebody unlawfully entered somebody else’s two vehicles, rummaged through both and emerged with a haul of $1.
Bogus bucks: 7:35 p.m., 902 Outlet Collection Way SW. A man used two counterfeit 100 dollar bills to buy scratch tickets from a Shell gas station.
Traffic offense: 11:24 p.m., 4200 Auburn Way N. A man failed to comply with police during a traffic stop and drove off in a 90s red Honda Civic.