Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Aug. 14 and 18:
Disorderly conduct: 8;30 a.m., 4500 block of Auburn Way S. While a civil land use dispute was running its course, a woman blocked vehicles trying to access a right of way, netting herself the attention of police and a late morning arrest.
Assault: 1 p.m., 800 block of 15th Street Northeast. A man assaulted his girlfriend.
Theft: 1:16 p.m., 5600 block of South 336th Place. A thief swiped a box from a porch and then zipped off in a blue Toyota van.
Assault: 7;25 a.m., 2400 block of Poplar Street Southeast. Police arrested a woman for assaulting her younger brother and older sister.
Bike: Overnight, 12700 block of Southeast 312th Street. An Auburn resident reported the theft of three of his bicycles.
Assault: 4:19 p.m., 1111 17th St. SE. Staff at a 76 gas station informed police that a patron had assaulted the store’s manager.
Misdemeanor: 5:51 a.m. 3800 block of D Place Southeast. Some dude in a snit took out his pique on his ex-girlfriend’s blameless car and home windows.
Vandalism: Overnight, 600 block of 37th Street Northwest. A burglar may have damaged a vehicle as he or she went about their dirty business.