Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Nov. 29 and Dec. 6

Nov. 29

Vandalism: Overnight, 607 29th St. SE. Vandals sprayed graffiti on the front door of a man’s unit and on other units in the Auburn Arbors complex.

Nov. 30

Theft: 6:45 a.m., 32100 block of 105th Place SE. Somebody stole a woman’s bag.

Trespassing: 5:24 p.m., 702 Auburn Way S. Taking exception to the naughty — though undisclosed — actions of a man and woman, Mayor McCheese forbade their bodies to appear under the golden arches for five years.

Dec. 1

Burglary: 8:07 a.m., 915 4th St. NE. A person, or persons, burglarized the Auburn School District administration building over the weekend. Police chose not to disclose what was burgled.

Bike theft: 2:30 p.m., 6821 Udall Place SE. Somebody stole a bike from an apartment patio at the Four Lakes apartments.

Vandalism: 11:46 p.m., 202 N. Division St. A man got himself arrested for damaging a hospital computer monitor at MultiCare Auburn Medical Center.

Dec. 5

Controlled substance: 10:26 a.m., 2500 block of R St. SE. During a search incident to a traffic offense arrest, police busted a woman for having suspected methamphetamines on her person.

Theft from motor vehicle: 12:19 p.m., 2200 block of Noble Court Southeast. Somebody stole a backpack-style blower from its owner.

Shoplifting: 5:45 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way, SW. Having shoplifted, a kid skedaddled.

Traffic offense: 9:12 p.m., 4000 block of A Street Southeast. Police arrested a dude for reckless driving after a long session of excessive acceleration in a parking lot.

Dec. 6

Robbery with a firearm: 3:30 a.m., 31900 block of 124th Avenue Southeast. A man stopped another man’s vehicle and robbed him at gunpoint.

Armed robbery of eatery: 8:03 p.m., 12722 SE 312th St. An unidentified man displayed a firearm and robbed a local restaurant.