Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Nov. 26 and Dec. 2:
Burglary: 7:30 p.m., 917 Auburn Way S. A burglar or burglars practiced their illicit avocation on a storage unit.
Vandalism: 12;20 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Somebody slashed the tires on a man’s vehicle outside the Muckleshoot Casino.
Assault: 12:50 p.m., 3702 Auburn Way N. Somebody a guy didn’t know assaulted him.
Traffic: 3 p.m., 100 30th St. NW. A man with a suspended driver’s license collided with an undisclosed something.
Disorderly conduct: 12:45 a.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Police busted two women for applying hostile fists and such to each other at the Muckleshoot Casino.
Theft from vehicle: Overnight, 4300 block of A Street Southeast. A thief unknown broke into a vehicle and stole the vehicle’s known battery.
Assault: 11:45 p.m., 12900 block of Southeast 312th Street. A guy’s girlfriend assaulted him.
Theft: 11:30 p.m., 1001 Outlet Collection Way SW. While a cellphone’s owner was trying on tennis shoes at a local department store, someone swiped said cellphone.
Unlawful burning: 2:51 a.m., 614 E. Main St. Police busted a woman for reckless burning in the second degree and for obstructing a law enforcement officer in the course of so recklessly burning in the second degree.
Shoplifting: 2:51 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. An elderly woman stole an undisclosed quantity of Seahawks jerseys from a store inside the Outlet Collection Mall.
Weapons offense: 7:22 p.m., 202 N. Division St. An individual sustained an accidental bullet wound to a hand.