Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Dec. 24 and Jan. 3:
Dec. 24
Bogus call: 6:19 a.m., 202 N. Division St. Police arrested a woman for an unnecessary 911 response and for interfering with a health care facility, that is, messing with MultiCare Auburn Medical Center.
Clean up your act!: 11:36 a.m., 2826 Auburn Way N. Down Home Laundry kicked a man out for dirty dealings undisclosed.
Theft: 12 p.m., 3225 M St. SE. Transients who’d been allowed temporary residence in a home repaid their host’s generosity by stealing his laptop.
Dec. 25
Burglary: 6 a.m., 1901 Auburn Way N. Burglars stole an undisclosed amount of money from Regal Auto Care.
Weapons offense: 9:13 p.m., 600 block of 8th Street Southeast. Some yahoo set off a firearm illegally.
Chip thief: 9:18 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Police arrested a man for stealing casino chips at the Muckleshoot Casino.
Dec. 28
Puss in pain: 11 a.m., 205 T St. SE. Auburn’s animal control officer found an injured cat, transported it to the Sumner Veterinarian Clinic and then read the information on its identity tags to notify the owner.
Robbery with knife: 9:32 a.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Police busted a knife-wielding shoplifter at Safeway.
They-Hauled it: 9:48 a.m., 5110 Frontage Road. Thieves stole a U-Haul truck from the business’ parking lot.
Git!: 11:12 a.m., 2707 I St. NE. Work Source told a misbehaving man to get out, to scram, to galumph.
Burglary: Overnight, 6025 S 302nd St. Burglars stole items undisclosed from a construction site.
Disorderly conduct: 32400 56th Avenue S. Somebody in a car shot an air soft gun.
Strong arm street robbery: 9:05 p.m., 1000 block of 25th Street Southeast. A bad guy, or guys, robbed three other guys of their ride and clothes.
Trespassing: 11:56 p.m., 1402 Outlet Collection Way SW. “Shove off,” said Chevron to a misbehaving man.
Dec. 29
Vandalism: Overnight, 2102 Auburn Way N. Somebody roughed up a room at the Royal A.
Burglary: 1801 R St. SE. Upon finding that someone had broken into her storage unit between Dec. 1 and 27, a woman called police.
Dec. 30
Vandalism: 8:53 a.m., 711 E. Main St. Somebody or a couple of somebodies broke several of a John Deere loader’s windows while the machine was parked at Auburn High School.
Theft: 2:30 p.m., 2401 Stuck River Drive SE. A man called police to report that someone got into his vehicle and stole his wallet while he was at Game Farm Wilderness Park in Auburn.
Burglary: 2:57 p.m., 4150 B Place NW. Burglars forced open two large storage containers and burgled supplies.
Strong arm robbery: 5:55 p.m., 1232 A St. NE. Two unknown males stole power tools from Lowe’s. A loss prevention agent tried to stop them, but one of the suspects shoved her away. The suspects fled in an unknown, licensed Chevy Trailblazer.
Jan. 2
Vandalism: 6:46 p.m., 1911 Auburn Way N. An unknown person damaged a lock box at a rental car business.
Jan. 3
Vandalism: 2:23 p.m., 1031 14th St. NE. Vandals hit Dick Scobee Elementary School in ways undisclosed to the eyes of Auburn residents.