Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between June 13 and 16:
June 13
Theft: 7 a.m., 2400 block of N Street Northeast. Somebody stole a laptop and a gaming system from a Sober Solutions home, and the victim provided to police the name of that possible somebody.
Theft: 11 a.m., 100 block of 10th Street Northeast. Somebody swiped a pressure washer from its rightful owner.
Trespassing: 2:36 a.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. A man’s wrongdoing reached such a fevered pitch of wrongdoingness that he got the “get out and stay out, varmint!” from the entire Outlet Collection Mall property, including Walmart, whoa!
Disorderly conduct: 1:50 p.m., 210 10th St. NE. A customer called 911 to complain that another customer was throwing a fit inside the Boeing Employees Credit Union, and had even pitched a chair across the lobby.
Vandalism: 4 p.m., 32000 block of 105th Place Southeast. Somebody with an apparent grudge against a woman got into her back yard, flipped over a table, broke chairs and pulled up plants.
June 14
Agency assist: 8:15 a.m., 600 block of L Place Southeast. Police arrested a boy and his sister on truancy warrants issued by King County Juvenile Court, took the kids to the police department, had them sign the appropriate forms to secure them new court dates and drove them home.
Purse theft: 7:17 a.m., 801 Auburn Way N. Somebody stole a woman’s purse while she was taking a breather from loading groceries into her vehicle in the Fred Meyer parking lot.
Trespassing: 3:02 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. Later that day at the same Fred Meyer, management told a wrongdoer, in effect, that whatever he had on his list that day, he wouldn’t find it at Fred Meyer but somewhere else.
Purse: 9:30 a.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Somebody stole $80 from an employee’s purse at the Muckleshoot Casino.
Theft: 4:40 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. … Later the same day, somebody stole something undisclosed from a customer of the Muckleshoot Casino.
June 16
Vandalism: Overnight, 910 9th St. SE. Somebody smashed a window at the teen center now under construction.
Theft: 4 p.m., 5900 block of 35th Way SE. Two books were taken off of a doorstep.
Agency assist: 2:43 p.m., 1000 block of 24th Street Northeast. Police busted and booked a middle school student on a confirmed Youth at Risk warrant.
Assault with hands and fists: 7:19 p.m., 100 block of Auburn Way S. A man assaulted his girlfriend, tried to strangle her and police arrested him.
