Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between May 18 and 25:

May 18

Vandalism: 9 a.m., 132 E. Main St. Vandals broke numerous East Main Street business windows.

May 19

Vandalism: 11:50 a.m., 32400 block of 46th Avenue South. While a man was leading a meeting at a local job site, somebody chucked a small, undisclosed object at his legally-parked car, damaging its truck lid and rear window.

Theft: 7:29 p.m., 31900 block of 104th Avenue Southeast. Somebody stole a $75 radio from a vehicle.

Shoplifting: 6:24 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. A woman fake-returned a baby’s bed and got cash for it, but Walmart security stopped her, got the money back, and police arrested her for theft.

May 20

Vandalism: 8 a.m., 4701 Auburn Way N. A business owner arriving at work found damage to the outside of his building.

Burglary: Overnight, 5141 Auburn Way N. An employee arriving at work found the business’ rear window shattered by some schmuck, or schmucks in schmuckish cahoots, undisclosed.

Bike theft: 7:53 p.m., 500 block of L Street Southeast. Somebody stole a Mongoose bicycle from a residence.

May 21

Theft of vehicle parts: 11:58 a.m., 2712 Auburn Way N. Someone stole two sets of wheels and tires from a BMW X3 and an X5 overnight.

Multi-tasker: 7:26 p.m., 100 block of West Main Street. Police arrested a male person for trespassing, disorderly conduct and for having drug paraphernalia upon his person.

Strong arm street robbery: 10:13 p.m., 1402 Outlet Collection Way SW. Thieves assaulted a security guard who had caught them plying their avocation, and fled.

May 25

CPS referral: 8:48 a.m., 506 21st St. SE. A neighbor took home a child who had been left unattended, outside, in the early morning hours.

Animal problem: 8:50 a.m. A business owner called 911 to turn in an injured homing pigeon.

If you’re wanted, be good to mamma: 11:45 a.m., 1600 block of 8th Street Northeast. NE. Fed up with her grown-up son’s loutish behavior around the home, a woman called 911 to turn the scofflaw in on his outstanding arrest warrant.

Assault: 12:08 p.m., 3615 West Valley Highway N. Two men in a stolen car rammed a Washington State Patrol vehicle. After a K-9 track, one man surrendered, and the second assaulted officers in his desperate bid for freedom, which, uh, didn’t work out so swell because officers busted and incarcerated him.