Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Sept. 14 and 18:

Sept. 14

Burglary: 6 a.m., 910 9th St. SE. Burglars hit a commercial construction site.

Trespassing: 4:52 p.m., 2802 Auburn Way S. Muckleshoot Deli booted a man from its premises.

Sept. 15

Strong arm robbery: 7:55 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Dude tried to steal stuff from Walmart, but store security was on his tail from the get-go. So, when the would-be shoplifter exited the store without having paid for any of the stuff, security officers were ready and waiting outside. When the guy saw them, sure, he tried to skedaddle, but store security was more than a match for him on foot and in the wrestling phase. To shorten the tale, the store got its stuff back, and the guy ended up with a scrape on his head, a warning to stay out of the store for seven years or go to jail, and a ride to the slammer.

Sept. 16

Kid in possession of stolen car: 8:53 a.m. A boy drove a stolen white 2015 Chevrolet to Mt. Baker Middle School, where police arrested him.

Trespassing: 9:34 p.m., 1519 Auburn Way S. Goodwill lost patience with a fellow for reasons undisclosed and kicked him out.

Sept. 17

Vandalism: 3:32 a.m., 735 12th St. SE. Some undisclosed yokel broke a window at Franciscan Urgent Care.

Arson of public property: 11:38 a.m., 5400 block of Olive Avenue Southeast. Police investigated a suspicious fire.

Vandalism: 10 a.m., 200 block of Auburn Way S. Someone alleged that a recently-evicted tenant of a business deliberately and with malice aforethought left water running between Sept. 8 and 15, flooding the adjacent business and causing extensive damage to equipment and furnishings.

Sept. 18

Burglary: Overnight, 915 4th St. NE. Burglars hit the Auburn School District Administration Building. Police did not disclose whether anything was stolen.

Theft: 7:20 p.m., 3108 A St. SE. Somebody stole a tip jar from Robin Hood Pizza and gave it to themselves.

Sept. 21

Vandalism: 8:52 a.m., 711 E. Main St. Somebody unknown damaged the key box in the Auburn High School auto shop between June 30 and Sept. 21.