Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between June 18 and 23:
Vandalism: 10:30 p.m., 5900 block of South 295th Place. Some chump damaged a mailbox.
Shoplifter: 1:35 p.m., 1204 E. Main St. A gas station told a woman to take herself and her thieving ways away from the premises.
Another shoplifter: 6:30 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Police busted a man for stealing items from the Nordstrom Rack at the Outlet Collection Mall.
Vandalism: 7:17 p.m., 1400 block of 31st Street Southeast. People got into an argument, and a car door sustained damage in the course of it.
Assault: 1:15 a.m., 600 block of L Place Southeast. A woman reported that her boyfriend had beaten up on her.
Vandalism: 4 a.m., 3710 A St. SE. An unknown suspect pitched a rock through a known window.
Burglary: 8:40 a.m., 5701 Kersey Way SE. An unknown subject triggered an alarm at a construction site.
Fraud: 11:30 a.m., 31207 124th Avenue SE. Some guy tried to use a bogus $100 bill to buy cigarettes.
Assault: 4:38 a.m., 1700 block of C Place Southeast. A woman complained that her estranged husband had assaulted her.