Between June 27 and July 3, the Auburn Police Department responded to the following calls for service, among many others:
Theft, 10:41 a.m., 6300 block of 35th Way Southeast. Some chump pilfered someone else’s pills.
Vandalism: 1:23 p.m., 601 Oravetz Road SE. For reasons unknown, somebody smashed in a window on a vehicle peacefully situated at Roegner Park.
Vandalism: 3:24 p.m., 2455 F St. SE. An argument escalated, a window got smashed.
Property theft: 5:24 p.m., 31900 104h Avenue Southeast. Thieves helped themselves to unvehicle parts.
Misdemeanor vandalism: 4:45 p.m., 12722 SE 312th St. A clutch of kids shot off fireworks in the hallway at an apartment building.
Helping Federal Way Police: 8:40 p.m., 32033 Weyerhaeuser Way S. A K-9 tracked and sniffed out a man who’d fled from Federal Way police because he was wanted on a charge of first-degree assault.
Misdemeanor vandalism: 9:40 a.m., 110 2nd St. SW. A business owner complained that some dude unknown had moved his or her unsecured outdoor tables, damaging them in the process.
Misdemeanor vandalism: 7:02 p.m., 101 Auburn Way S. A vandal or vandals practiced their skills on a tire at the Auburn Safeway.
Theft: 6:24 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A woman contacted security at the Outlet Collection Mall to report that someone had stolen her keys, her wallet and her cell phone while she was in the restroom.
Shoplifting: 5:40 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Staff at the Piercing Pagoda kiosk called 911 to report a theft of $260 worth of cubic zirconia stud earrings.
Theft: 7 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. A thief pocketed a cell phone at the Muckleshoot Casino, but police tracked it to an Auburn address, recovered it and returned it to its owner.
Assault: 10:29 p.m., 2600 Auburn Way S. Fireworks hit a boy at the Muckleshoot discharge area.