Auburn police responded to the following calls for service between March 7 and March 9:

March 7

Theft from car: 8 a.m., 1500 block of 12th Street Northeast. A car’s owner reported hearing his or her car alarm sound and finding therein a bag of thievery tools containing a small baggie of drugs and a syringe.

Burglary: Overnight, 3200 block of C Street North. In a triumph of police vagueness, police reported that an employee of an unspecified business somewhere in North Auburn reported a door belonging to some business near his or hers had been entered forcefully in some way. Police declined to specify whether the intruders actually stole anything.

Shoplifting: 6:05 p.m., 1101 Supermall Way S.W. Police arrested a boy for shoplifting an unspecified something, or several somethings, worth an undisclosed amount from the Burlington Coat Factory. Police found bogus money on this boy’s person and a felony warrant for his arrest.

Assault: 7:37 p.m., 4000 block of A Street Southeast. Two suspects, genders not given, assaulted two victims, genders equally unknown, as the result of some sort of ongoing dispute over personal issues. Police apprehended the non gender specific suspects without incident and booked them into the Auburn jail on assault charges. The victims sustained minor injuries.

March 8

Theft from building: 1:52 p.m., 1400 Supermall Way S.W. Police arrested a Wal-Mart employee for two counts of theft after the employee, gender a police secret, stole some sort of merchandise worth some amount from the store.

Assault: 11:50 p.m., 900 block of 26th Place Northeast. A woman came to the police station to report that her boyfriend had assaulted her about two weeks ago. Police found, arrested, and booked the man into the Auburn Jail.

Burglary: 2 p.m., 4200 block of I Street Northeast. Burglars struck a new housing development under the initial phase of construction between 3 p.m. March 7 and 2 p.m. March 8, breaking into two job site trailers and stealing several power tools. Police didn’t offer a value for the missing items.

Vandalism: 6:56 p.m., 700 block of 37th Street Southeast. The owner of a boat that two 10-year old boys had vandalized detained the errant boys for police. The parents said they would cover the damage and the boat’s owner chose not to seek criminal charges.

Assault: 4 p.m., 300 block of 23rd Street Southeast. Police arrested a man for assault after he punched his adult daughter several times in the head, injuring her.

Burglary: 11:09 p.m., 31000 block of 124th Avenue Southeast. Persons broke a window on an unspecified church and burglarized it of unspecified items.

March 9

Thieving duo: 12:07 p.m., 1702 Auburn Way N. An employee of Top Food and Drug saw a shoplifting suspect flee the store into a waiting car driven by another person. Police didn’t say what was the shoplifter stole.

Vandalism by dairy products: 2:27 p.m., 6700 block of Marshall Avenue Southeast. Persons unknown vandalized a home by hurling cheese and eggs at it.

Stolen property: 3900 block of A Street Southeast. Police arrested a man after he sold a stolen Hitachi LCD projector to an Auburn police detective.

Puppy thief: 6 p.m., 900 block of L Street Southeast. Somebody broke into a home then stole electronics and a 6-year-old girl’s six-month-old, teacup Chihuahua puppy, brown with a white chest and paws, named “Hershey.”

Vandalism: 6 a.m., 1100 block of Harvey Road Northeast. A vexed business owner reported that after having a company out to remove painted graffiti on March 6, he or she returned March 9 to find more graffiti on both sides of the buildings.

Vandalism: Overnight, 900 block of Harvey Road Northeast. A citizen reported that somebody spray painted the entire front of his or her garage with graffiti in black paint sometime during the night.