Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between March 19 and 25:

March 19

Vehicle theft: 8:47 a.m., 401 37th St. SE. Someone appropriated a Yamaha ATV that belonged to someone else.

Assault: 10:30 a.m., 12900 block of Southeast 312th Street. Police arrested a girl for assault.

Assault: 2:20 a.m., A Street Southeast. After a man who was suffering from dementia had assaulted his wife and son, police transported him to MultiCare Auburn Medical Center for treatment.

March 21

Theft from vehicle: 2:19 a.m., 2600 block of Auburn Way North. Unidentified thieves stole wheels and tires from a vehicle at a car dealership.

March 22

Lying to a cop: 12:44 a.m., 6000 Peasley Canyon Road S. A man gave inquiring police a bogus name, who knows why, but maybe it had something to do with the pile of arrest warrants out there with his name plastered all over them.

DUI, alcohol or drugs: 1:47 a.m., 11800 block of Southeast 322nd Place. A person of the feminine gender – no hint of age offered – imbibed something that imperiled her cognitive and physical abilities to such an extent that she crashed her vehicle, for which police busted her.

March 23

Disorderly conduct: 12:43 p.m., 706 10th St. NE. Two guys began flapping their gums at each other in such heat that police got involved.

Assault: 8:06 p.m., 900 block of 28th Street Northeast. A man assaulted his girlfriend in front of their two little kids.

March 25

Lost or found property: 9:55 a.m., 1000 Evergreen Way SE. A reported suspicious package turned out to be a lost backpack.

Harassment: 8:30 p.m. 200 block of 37th Street Southeast. An 11-year-old threatened to fight a 12-year-old.

Felonious harassment: 9:44 p.m., 30800 block of 124th Avenue Southeast. Police arrested a boy for threatening to kill his brother.