Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Sept. 27 and Oct. 2:

Sept. 27

Trespassing: 7:09 a.m., 414 17th St. SE. Advanced Post Acute pointed a misbehaving dude to the egress, said it’d be a good idea if he’d sample it.

Vandalism: 12 a.m., 21st Court Southeast. An unknown person smeared poop on the outside wall of a tribal elder’s home.

Sept. 29

Drugs: 12:22 a.m., 400 block of F Street Southeast. Police arrested a man for having heroin and drug paraphernalia, and for making or possessing car theft tools.

Shoplifting: 6:12 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. Somebody tried to steal booze, then skedaddled on foot to stave off arrest.

Drive-by-shooting: 10:28 p.m., 10 block of E Street Southeast. Police busted five guys for a drive-by shooting without injuries.

Sept. 30

Bogus bills: 9:40 a.m., 702 Auburn Way S. Two females of the species tried to pay for goods with counterfeit bills.

Oct. 2

Felony eluding: 3:38 a.m., 1300 block of M Street Southeast. A man in a dark, unlicensed Cadillac eluded police.

Burglary: 5:30 a.m., 7000 block of Lakeland Hills Way Southeast. Over the weekend, a burglar or burglars practiced their trade on a construction site.

Robbery: 9:30 a.m., 308 W. Main St. A man who’d just stolen a power tool from a business hopped in his car to get away, but, finding his route of escape cut off by a determined employee in command of a fork lift, rammed said fork lift out of the way and drove off.