Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Nov. 25 and Dec. 6:

Nov. 25

Pot: 3 p.m., 711 E. Main St. Auburn High School authorities suspended a student for having marijuana at school and law enforcement subsequently charged said student with said crime.

Nov. 30

Burglary: 2:04 a.m., 917 Auburn Way S. After a burglar or burglars stole vehicle keys from U-Haul, he, she or they stole two business vehicles, a cargo van and a box truck.

Burglary: Overnight, 710 Auburn Way S. A burglar or burglars hit the Taco Bell construction site.

Theft: 7:05 p.m., 1701 Auburn Way S. During the five-minute interval a man was inside Walgreens, someone snuck into his unlocked car and stole his wallet.

Weapons offense: 10:30 p.m., 300 Western Avenue NW. Somebody discharged a handgun inside city limits, a no-no.

Disorderly conduct: 4:30 a.m., 202 N. Division. Police busted a man for disrupting MultiCare Auburn Medical Center in some undisclosed way that officers nevertheless deemed disorderly.

Dec. 1

Vandalism: 3:30 p.m., 400 F St. SE. Suspected gang members slobbered graffiti on a bridge underpass.

Arson: Overnight, 1300 block of V Street Northwest. Somebody set ablaze a vehicle parked in the driveway of a residence, causing minor damage.

Dec. 2

Theft: 3:40 p.m., 1900 block of 69th Street Southeast. Some thieving so and so plucked two UPS packages from a front porch and scuttled off with them.

Trespassing: 7:50 p.m., 1002 37th St. NW. Police gave the “git” to a man and a woman caught in a PSE substation.

Dec. 3

Trespassing: 9:50 p.m., 500 4th St. NE. Police arrested then released two trespassers who were inside the men’s restrooms at Veterans Memorial Park. City workers had locked the restrooms for the winter, but somebody later removed the locks.

Burglary: Overnight, 1611 West Valley Highway S. Somebody entered the storage yard of a business and made off with a motorcycle.

Assault with a firearm: 3:21 p.m., 200 block of 15th Street Northeast. Multiple subjects attacked a man, knocked him to the ground and shot him, all completely random, he said, adding he knew of no reason why such a thing would happen.

Theft: 10:50 p.m., 13300 block of Southeast 311th Place. A resident called to report the theft of a Christmas decoration from his yard.

Theft: Overnight, 6000 East Valley Highway E. Somebody stole a Caterpillar brand, 305 mini excavator from a road construction site.

Dec. 6

Auto theft: 5:35 p.m., 1300 block of 17th Street Southeast. A boy stole a car from a dealership, whereupon police gave chase and busted him.