Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Dec. 12 and 14:

Dec. 12

Theft from 12th man: 2 p.m., 900 block of West Place Northwest. Somebody stole a Seahawks jersey from a vehicle.

Burglary: Overnight, 900 block of 29th Street Southeast. Although burglars hit many recreational vehicles, police didn’t disclose whether the burglars actually took anything.

Marijuana: 8 a.m., 711 E. Main St. An Auburn High School student got himself — herself? — suspended from school for having marijuana and may be prosecuted.

Burglary: 12:29 p.m., 915 4th St. NE. In his or her attempt to get inside, somebody drilled a hole into an outside door lock at the Auburn School District Administration building.

Theft: 5 p.m., 620 Auburn Way S. Somebody stole the donation bin and cash for charity from a local restaurant.

Dec. 13

Shoplifting: 8:42 a.m., 1231 Auburn Way N. On a chilly December morning, not long after the sun came up, a bad man boosted a bottle of booze from a business.

Burglary: Overnight, 36200 148th Avenue SE. Someone stole from a business a John Deere LX173 lawn tractor and trailer.

Obstructing justice: 12:02 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. Police arrested a man for telling a falsehood, demonstrating just what happens when you lie to police.

Theft: 1:37 p.m., 6017 Kennedy Avenue SE. A metal thief saw to it that an Auburn condo complex would be short seven fire system brass fittings.

Theft: 2 p.m., 801 Oravetz Road SE. Somebody busted into a vehicle parked peaceably in front of Auburn Riverside High School then stole documents.

Theft: 4 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Somebody smashed a vehicle’s window and stole a holiday package containing boots, said package having been left in plain view.

Dec. 14

Trespassing: 7:30 a.m., 812 10th St. NE. A man did something bad enough, albeit of badness undisclosed, to get himself booted from Lobdell Apartments with a stern admonishment not to show his face or any other part of his anatomy there again.

Shoplifting and obstructing: 9 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Summoned to a mysterious, unnamed store because of a shoplifting of something, or other, police met the suspect, a woman. The woman gave officers a bogus name, possibly because of her star billing on two outstanding warrants.