The Auburn Police Department responded to numerous calls for service between Jan. 6 and Jan. 11, among them the following:
Assault: 8:07 a.m., 2500 block of R Street Southeast. A man complained that another man whom he didn’t know had assaulted him.
Burglary: 8:56 a.m., 1 A St. NW. Staff at a clinic in Auburn reported that someone had entered its unsecured office and perhaps stolen items from inside over the weekend.
Funny money: 11:30 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A man fobbed off two improvised $100 bills on a business inside the Outlet Collection Mall.
Order violation: 3 p.m., 38900 block of 124th Avenue Southeast. Somebody thumbed his or her nose at a stalking protection order, for which police arrested him.
Assault: 11:10 p.m., 513 8th St. NE. After a fight, police busted one of the scrappers for assault.
Vehicle theft: Overnight, 2 East Main St. Police arrested a guy for burglary, theft of a motor vehicle, malicious mischief and drug possession.
Assault: 8:45 a.m., 401 W Main St. A student brought a knife to West Auburn High School, and assaulted the officer who confronted him.
Shoplifting: 3:38 p.m.. 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Some dude stole undisclosed clothing from a store in the Outlet Collection Mall.
Weapons offense: 1:03 a.m., 3700 Auburn Way N. The guy wasn’t supposed to have a gun, but he did, so police arrested him.
Harassment: 12:27 p.m., 711 E. Main. An Auburn High School scholar threatened two others at school.-
Disorderly conduct: 8:52 p.m., 202 N Division St. Police arrested a man for interfering with a health care facility, to wit, MultiCare Auburn Regional Medical Center.