Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Dec. 28 and Jan. 1:
Violation of order: 11:49 a.m., 700 block of 5th Street Southeast. Dude violated a no-contact order, police arrested him.
Assault: 10:40 a.m., 100 block of D Street Southwest. One of the parties to an assault was involuntarily committed to a hospital. Police have forwarded to the city prosecutor’s office a tidy account of the incident.
Trespassing: 3:22 p.m., 1610 Perimeter Road SW. Guy wasn’t supposed to be on Junior Achievement property, but there he was, so police told him to go away and not come back.
Felonious shoplifting: 12:16 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A quartet of thieves stole undisclosed stuff from the Polo Store.
Shoplifting: 5:29 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Some guy stole boots from Nordstrom Rack in the Outlet Collection Mall, but store security nabbed him, halting his progress out the door.
Theft from motor vehicle: 1:06 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. While somebody was shopping, someone else reached into their car and stole their dog.
Sex offender fails to register: 6:40 p.m., 349 E. Main St., Justice Center. A sex offender failed to register.
Assault: 7:03 p.m., 1600 block of 56th Court Southeast. Some guy assaulted his step-father.
Trespassing: 9:22 p.m., 124 2nd St. SE When the Spunky Monkey found a woman’s undisclosed actions too spunky to endure, out she went, until at least 2023.
Found property: 10:31 a.m., 2200 block of M Street Northeast. Somebody found a semi-automatic in the street.